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Ramona Thompson


My S.T.D. Tells Me So


Rewrite of Jesus Loves Me from the movie, The Bodyguard

oo oo oo you gave a s.t.d. to me
Yes, this burning sensation tells me so
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so (so)
You are the only one who could have given it to me I know
For my sexy little diary tells me so
Gonna take you to court and sue for this ache so wrong
I'm so sorry now that I was weak
When I should have held onto my virgin status and been strong

Chorus

Yes, American boyfriend, you gave a s.t.d. to me
Oh yes, you gave a nasty little s.t.d. to me
Yes, you passed a s.t.d. onto me
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so

Never should have gone all the way
Never should have let your hands go straying
So very sweetly and erotically
Ooh yes, you just could't keep them still

Yes, American boyfriend, you gave a s.t.d. to me
Oh yes, you gave a nasty little s.t.d. to me
Yes, you passed a s.t.d. onto me
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so

Yes, American boyfriend, you gave a s.t.d. to me
S.t.d., oh yes, you gave a s.t.d. to me
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so
(I know who to blame) For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so
(Feels so bad that you treated me like such a ho)
Wish now that I'd never agreed to hang out with you all alone
See this would never have happened if we had't been horny
Together all alone
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so

See I know you're the only one that could have given it to me
I'm right
No way in heck that I'm wrong (Oh no there's not)
For this burning sensation when I pee tells me so

2009 Ramona Thompson

Submitted: Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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