Narcissist Bigmac Poem by Hitler Griffin

They only see me as juicy meat
With fresh tomatoes and cheese 
I'm the BigMac! I'm pure beef!
Not thinking of me won't be a breeze

Screw the Baconator 
Screw The Whopper 
I  kill them like I'm Terminator 
Im a real heart stopper 

I'm the only one Hitler loved
Cause I'm great like that 
To be better than every burger I bowed
Love me ALOT and I'll make you fat

I come with fries and a drink
Just to make me more beautiful 
So much grease you can't resist 
If you haven't tried me that's pitiful 

Screw Van Gogh
Screw the Mona Lisa 
You know I'm better than both
Im Even better than pizza

I hope you listened and learned something 
I don't know what you're waiting to bite me
I promise - I'll be your new fling 
C'mon dig in I already did my speech