News Flash Poem by Nathan Strange

Our top story tonight;
Neighbours of
Nathan Strange
have complained
of loud groaning noises
coming from his apartment.

One woman said
‘It started at
2am and went on
right the way
through to ten past eight
this morning.’

Nathan isn’t available
For an interview but
released this statement.

‘I put it in her carefully
and she was turned on like
a light bulb. The erected
girth greeted the sides of the
moist gap and she was grateful.
I kept thrusting hard,
and the harder I
poked, the harder
she screamed
and soon she was
squirming with delight.
It built up to a
A most ecstatic bliss
of pure pleasure.
Then she had a
wonderful orgasm
which caused her to shake
violently
like an earthquake,
she kept calling me
Hot Rod for some reason
but by the time I had
finished with her
she had squirted
like a pink
volcano
in the
middle of
erruption
and
her fanny
hung down like
a dog's
wet tongue! ’

Nathan now awaits
Trial...