Nice Suit Poem by Ima Ryma

A guy shops to buy a new suit.
The salesman says, 'Try this one on.'
The guy agrees it is a beaut.
So the suit he proceeds to don.
But it is a horrible fit.
So the salesman says to the guy,
'Bend over at your waist a bit.'
'And twist your legs in at the thigh.'
'Hunch your shoulders, hand in your pants.'
The salesman makes a selling score,
Giving the guy such song and dance.
The guy waddles out the shop door.

Passersby pity his deformed lot,
But what a nice fitting suit he's got!