Nonsense 71 Poem by Phil Soar

Imagine if you will, a place where chickens sit and knit
Where ducks and geese go to keep fit
And where sheep spend all their time and are not BARRED
Look for people dressed as cows
Where donkeys paint their large eyebrows
And you'll realise your mind is truly scarred

Watch the TV in just pants
Laugh out loud at every chance
And stir your tea with nothing but a finger
Stare erratically at those
Who stand around and pick their nose
And fart a while but make sure you don't linger