Oh My God...They'Ve Offered Me A Credit Card. Poem by Liz Munro

OH MY GOD.... they've offered ME a CREDIT CARD,
Preapproved $5 grand limit,
0% interest for the first 6 months,
There must be a catch
What's the real rate?
27.5% man, that's high,
Cricky's! if i took the card i'll blow my debt
Beyound Earth's sky.

My debt, it would rocket into the strasphere,
So i'll have to say no thankyou i fear,
As it is i've got enought trouble in my life,
I don't need a credit card to add anymore strife.

21/12/05.