OH! THE HORROR
Edward Iacona
It's Halloween time once again and
There's the question some parents fear.
As their children are may surely ask,
What shall I go as this year?
The standard fare of witches and Ghosts
Have become very cliché you know
And even vampires and zombies
Have movies or a T.V. show
One can't go as a bum or hobo
That does not show them respect.
A fierce Indian is also taBOO.
It is now not politically correct.
A proper Halloween haunt takes a unique knack.
If one wants a sweet snack for their tummy
As even a little kid knows the plain fact
That no one will want their mummy.
Now going as a terrorist
Might be an idea that's hot
But, who would want to give one treats
And it might just get one shot.
A mysterious visitor from outer space
With a little odd twist because
Who would refuse an alien treats when
It's holding a GREEN CARD in their claws.
So, if your child comes to you
With this annual costume question;
I will submit this rather simple idea
For a fine costume suggestion.
What is needed is a genuine monster
That is blood thirsty, ruthless and cruel.
A creature that is nasty and vicious
And has the morals of a true life ghoul.
Just put them in a nice dress or suit
With a briefcase to take on their journey
And they will comeback with it full of goodies
Going trick or treating as an attorney.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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