On Santa Poem by Terry Collett

I have always
found
Santa (Claus)

to be too
inquisitive
for my liking:

'Have you been
a good little boy? '
'What do you want

for Christmas? '
None of your
business

that's what.
Now make
like a tree

before
I roundhouse you
old man.

Under different
circumstances
this kind

of interrogation
would entitle me
to some legal

representation
& a can
of Sprite.

Written by my late son Oliver Collett(1984-2014)