A erotic rewrite/parody tribute of Boyz 2 Men's I'll Make Love To You for the one and only hot sexy Orlando Bloom
Closing my eyes, I've made my wish
Blown out the candlelight
For tonight is the night I want to be our night
For your hungry eyes only Orly, I'd gladly mastubate all through the night
Pour you some wine, light your fire like it's never been lit before
Oh Orlando, your every wish would be my command
Just say you'll submit to my bodie's every erotic demand
Baby we'll do everything, you don't even need to ask
Chorus
Orlando Bloom, I wanna make love to you
I know someday you'll want me to
And then we'll hold each other tight all through the night
Orlando Bloom, I wanna make love to you
And someday I know you're gonna want me to
And when you do
I will never let you go
Oh baby cos you'll never ask me to
Baby relax, I'm no ho
I don't make offers like this to every average Joe
I'm just concentrating on you
Boy are you ready, oh yes you're gonna have a virgin tonight
Throw your clothes on the floor
Then slowly so slowly I'll let you take mine off too
I'm making plans to be with you
Oh Orlando, whatever you ask me, I'll do to you
Orlando Bloom, I wanna make love to you
I know someday you'll want me to
And then we'll hold each other tight all through the night
Orlando Bloom, I wanna make love to you
And someday I know you're gonna want me to
And when you do
I will never let you go
Oh baby cos you'll never ask me to
Lover, tonight is gonna be ours all night
And we will do it right
Just say you'll make my wish come true tonight
All night
Anything that you wanna do
Orlando my love I will give you the best sex of your life, your life, your life
Orlando Bloom, I wanna make love to you
I know someday you'll want me to
And then we'll hold each other tight all through the night
Orlando Bloom, I wanna make love to you
And someday I know you're gonna want me to
And when you do
I will never let you go
Oh baby cos you'll never ask me to
2008 Ramona Thompson
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem