Pee For Pointers Poem by Ima Ryma

Please follow these game how to tips.
Back straight, knees bent, feet placed apart.
Keep head down, hands both in loose grips.
Check water hazards before start.
Try to avoid a quick back swing.
And try not to hit anyone.
If slow, then do the polite thing,
Let faster players get it done.
In front of others, do not stand.
Be quiet while others prepare.
No extra strokes with either hand.
On the side of caution do err.

Follow these instructions, don't scoff,
Flush, then go outside and tee off.