If ever wish you to be a doctorate,
Go you,
Go you in
And contact,
Contact the middle men,
Brokers,
The in-between fellows
If ever wish you to be a doctorate,
A Ph.D. degree holder,
You need to be madly
Pursuing and perusing,
Give you money
And collect you the matter
To arrange and re-arrange
To be a Ph.D.
From the Ph.D. bazaar,
Here everything can be got
If you can access,
Access and approach.
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