Piggy Porn *** Aka What Happens On The Farm Stays On The Farm....Sometimes Poem by Bri Edwards
Piggy Porn *** Aka What Happens On The Farm Stays On The Farm....Sometimes
While filling a water barrel from which our hogs can imbibe,
I witnessed a scene &, for you, I'll try now, 'it', to describe.
A young sow (not a cow) was approached from her cute rear..
by a bold, hulking boar (male hog) , but the sow showed no fear.
The boar's nose explored under the sow's tail, at a vertical cleft.
I was 2-3 feet from them; by other pigs (hogs) , alone, we were..left.
I'd watched males following females before, but this was 'a first'.
Soon, from the female's cleft, a miniature Niagara Falls did burst.
The boar may have retreated an inch, but, then to my utter surprise,
he decided to taste the sow's urine. I saw it all....with my own eyes.
And soon the encounter was over. I think the female wandered away,
but I'll remember the intimate site I witnessed at least till the end of this day.
(Thursday February 29th, the LAST day of this month;
it's a 'Leap Year')
bri edwards
;)
*** [from Wikipedia]
'Pornography (colloquially known as porn or porno) has been defined as sexual subject material 'such as a picture, video, or text' that is intended for sexual arousal.[a] Indicated for the consumption by adults, pornography depictions have evolved from cave paintings, some forty millennia ago, to virtual reality presentations.'
(CONT.) Twas the Night Before Christmas History The poem, originally titled A Visit or A Visit From St. Nicholas, was first published anonymously on Dec.23,1823, in a Troy, New York newspaper called The Sentinel.' (CONT)
(CONT.) It wasn't until 1837 that Clement Clarke Moore accepted credit for writing A Visit. He reportedly wanted to keep his authorship secret initially because he was a professor and the piece wasn't considered a scholarly work at the time of its initial writing.' (CONT.)
CONT.) Moore is said to have based his vision of Santa Claus on both St. RelatNicholas and a local Dutch handyman where he lived in New York. Legend has it that the handyman operated the sleigh that took Moore home.'
I hope I succeeded in copying & pasting an unadulterated bit of history of the origin of the famous Christmas poem! ! bri : )
Wow! Anyone who thinks human dating is tough should read this! This sounds hardcore. Maybe the boar was a bore?
And now I wish the real clear Niagara falls got somehow diverted to the poor Palestinians deprived of water. e
He he this made me laugh, really needed a laugh in these depressing times of Palestinians genocide. Gahh trust me males in love don't mind female any thing. Kudos for fantastic funny poem!
(cont.) ' Twas The Night Before Christmas Poem by Edwina Reizer .....I, Bri, read a few lines before sending this title to YOU! ;)
P.S. I found THIS similar X-mas/Christmas poem to be on PH, published in 2013. I plan to read it now. (cont.)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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5/4/2024 7:19:22 AM # 1.0.0.1119
Dear Readers, Now that Piggy Porn has shown up (Thanks, PoemHunter) , I have reread it and its rhythm & rhyme reminds me of (the) 'Twas The Night Before Christmas poem, (CONTINUED)