Pit Bull Sandwich Poem by Kevin Rottweiler

I am on my way
to have a Pit Bull sandwich
I heard it is good
a B-B-Q
but made by Pit Bulls
yes they cook up the meat
salivating and gravitating
towards the great sandwich
sometimes it has beef
sometimes it has chicken
but it sure is a cookin'
they dress up in cowboy hats
serve em' on the side of the road
smiling with goofy canine grins
some wear checkerboard aprons
like my first job in a restaurant
but they mean well
they are not out to hurt people
the dogs can be good
if they are not pushed in the wrong direction
and so they play
and they play
pretending to be chefs
gourmet cooks
at best
putting together a Pit Bull sandwich
for lunch
a B-B-Q
served on the side of the road
and into their snapper
even ate the sandwich wrapper
a playful Rottweiler
has set sail
what a day on the curb