Exhausted my energy trying to compete
With some Energizer bunnies
and the stick they would be found in,
when forensic studies would later determine,
cause of happiness,
indecent penetration with objects of fornification.
Secretly pleasing what your body requires,
While denying my own manly desires.
Your hands maintaining mechanical erection,
My manhood now lost without direction.
Dubious pleasure disregarding passion,
Welcoming advances of a stranger’s intrusion.
Spent all my time whispering sweet nothings,
When all you wanted to hear was a buzzing hum.
Guess my job is finally done here
I’ve given all I could, but have no fear,
If you want to feel the love I left behind,
Just turn that thing on and let yourself unwind,
Please yourself for a few minutes or an hour
Then cuddle to that stick to rekindle the fire.
So goodnight lover,
Guess I’ll see you later,
When you’re done
With your vibrator!
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