Putting One's Foot In It! Poem by Tom Billsborough

Putting One's Foot In It!

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Gladys Moo! Gladys Moo!
I've stepped right in your pancake poo.
Oh, Gladys, O Gladys moo!
Oh, why can't you use the Loo
Oh Gladys, Oh Gladys Moo.
My feet are brown
I look a clown
And I'll be driven out of town..
Oh Gladys, Gladys Moo.
Toilet training that's for you.
Or you'll be Steak, so rare and true,
My Gladys, my Gladys Moo!

Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
With Apologies to Buddy Holly, one of my all-time favourite recording
Artists.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Annette Aitken 01 February 2017

This is so funny Tom well you did say you would do something with the OOOOO and this one is a cracker. It did make me chuckle hahaha. Annette

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Tom Billsborough 02 February 2017

That's right. Laugh at someone else's misfortune. Actually it's years since it happened. It must have been as I wrote a story about it for the Girls when they were young. We called it Brown Boots. They loved it and we all called out Brown Boots, We were a load of sillies!

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Tom Billsborough

Tom Billsborough

Preston Lancashire England
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