Quality Assurance Poem by Dag Nabbit

I work for the government in Quality Assurance. I review work done by another office. They focus on quantity instead of quality, so they have loads of rework which slows down their production. Then they hate me for slowing them down by catching their errors and forcing them to fix them. They actually asked when I was going to retire so they could be rid of me. Which shows how extra dumb they are because obviously someone will take my place and continue to catch their errors. Drive me nuts!