Random Limericks By Yours Truly Poem by Dawn Ferrett

1
A very wise person once said
The wrong partner can mess with your head.
I'd rather be lonely,
And live for God only,
Than be most unhappily wed!

2
I hate going shopping for shoes!
I never know which ones to choose.
Would comfort be best,
Or good looks? I'm so stressed!
It's enough to drive you to booze!

3
Choose computer passwords with care,
For hackers abound everywhere!
Make sure that it's long,
And don't be like the song,
Logging in on a wing and a prayer!

4
I thought a new hobby I'd try,
So I bought fabric paints and some dye.
The clothes I design
Would outdo Calvin Klein,
If viewed from afar - with one eye!