Sarah Palin Poem by Stanley Cooper

The pin-up of the very Right Wing
Has rarely done a very right thing
Can’t help but wonder what she’s up to
It’s likely Mz. Palin has no sensible clue

As the governor of Alaska she’s stepping down
Now in Wassilla she’s the talk of the town
What can be up her political sleeve
That would prompt her to her governorship leave

Some people claim she’s under the gun
Being in line for a presidential run
But forget about that, it’s not in the cards
I suspect she’s in trouble in her Alaskan back yards

Her husband who states he loves America dearly
Shows it in a way that’s unsettlingly, clearly
As he’s part of a group with the revolting obsession
Of leading Alaska out of The Union by way of secession

Yet we can’t blame her if her husband’s a goof-ball
Just being herself, she’ll continue to fall
Way out of sight from where she wanted to be
Thankfully, nowhere in sight presidentially