Scherzo No.1 Poem by Valentino Ferro

I'm the guy who lives upstairs
I'm not funny, I'm not fair
I'm not smart, I'm not pretty
I'm not brilliant, I'm not witty
I drink beer, I eat junk food
I am bad just when I'm good

I don't listen, I don't speak
I change clothes just once a week
I so rarely take a shower
I switch mood at every hour
I don't see what's going on
I am right just when I'm wrong

I can barely see my feet
I'm the one you'll never meet
I know everyone I don't know
I'm not staying if I go
I'm repetitive and sad
I am alive just when I'm dead