(A head in Australia's a scone)
As the head of the island
Scotland is entitled
to be retitled Scone,
and a Scot
to be a Scon and a Sconny;
and I to be Doug Sconney.
Or has my name's change come first,
and will Scotland switch to Scone
and a Scot to a Scon and a Sconny?
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