Six Degrees Of Bob Sausage Poem by Joseph DeMarco

Bob Sausage was a movie star many years back, before movies became illegal. He was not the most popular movie star. He was not the most famous movie star. He was a rather mediocre movie star. He had reached such a level of mediocrity that for a while he was in so many films that people started to play a game with his name. Six degrees of Bob Sausage. The game was to see if they could name a famous actor that had been in a movie with another actor that had been in a movie with another actor that had been in a movie with the rather mediocre Bob Sausage. The game was pretty stupid, but it gained Bob Sausage tons of exposure. So much exposure that his movies could be seen at hour of the day, at any time, on almost any channel. The more films he was in the flimsier his soul got. The more times they duplicated his films, the thinner his soul got. He still holds the universal record for the thinnest soul.