Some Formulas To Be University Teachers Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

Some tips as for to be varsity men,
Some formulas for
To be in the P.G. deptt.
As lecturers, readers and professors,
Come through the V.C. or other high ups,
Getting acquainted with or by accessing them
Just like hackers hacking
Through the Ph.D. guides or heads
Or through the D-group staff
As they can help or take you to
Where the big cannot,
Through politicians
Or after teaching as the guest staff
Or lie in hunt where a new varsity comes up
Or lengthen your c.v. falsely
Or maybe it that the female Ph.D. candidate
Is a ward of the teacher.