Songy Day Poem by Keagan Meyer

Hey everyone, let's sing a song!
A happy ringing tune.
Lets sing all day, lets sing real long,
from midnight until noon!
Lets sing a song 'bout Santa Claus
lets sing a song for him.
And how we'd beat him without cause
until his eyes go dim.
I'd beat him with a rubber hose,
you beat him with a pipe.
Sally punched his face and broke his nose,
Tom's more the switchblade type.
We'd drag his body down the street
we'd tie him with a chain
we'd stomp him with all of our feet
and club him in the brain!
Then feed him cookies made of dirt
and milk that's nine years old
and whip him till he's badly hurt
till Santa is stone cold.