Sooth Poem by Justin Reamer

The truth is this:
You’re an idiot,
And I’m smarter than you.
Let’s face it: I got a 35 on the ACT,
And you have a 12.
You think the world is flat;
I know that it’s round.
It’s been scientifically proven.
Look at the shots of earth from space.
You think the Earth is the
Centre of the universe,
But I know that the sun is the
Centre of the solar system,
Meaning that it has been scientifically proven, also.
And, of course, you put
Your socks on inside out
And wear your shirts backwards.
What am I to believe?
You don’t know fact from fiction
If it was in your face,
So that’s the sooth,
So deal with it.