Spousal Shorts Poem by richardo posto

To spice up our love life,
I started hitting on my wife:

Hey babe, whats our phone number!


Most things spousal
Do not cause arousal

Which leads to flirtations
with the rest of the relations


From a mathematical stand,

If I were to make love with one woman each minute,
that would be sixty women per hour times twenty four hours in a day,
times three hundred and sixty five days in a year... Notice I said IF

Let us not overlook the beauty pageant winner who wants to
contribute to world piece.

Give me an ounce of attention,
and I'll give you a pound of LOVE.


El Amor Engorda
Love Fattens