Strange Bedfellows Poem by Kevin Patrick

Anne Coulter entered a room with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Instead of passing insults they embraced their secret love
Both traced their hungry talons around each other's tentacles
Grasping at one another like little lambs to be slaughtered
Playing one leg up of footsie while moaning death to homosexuals
When they climaxed in unison they were still fully clothed
Afterwards they shared a cigarette and joked about the holocaust
Then Anne outreached her mouth and swallowed Ahmadinejad whole
She regurgitated him until his semen turned into Soudie oil
It's amazing how shared hatred makes the strangest of bedfellows