Sunset At Noonday Poem by Raimi Babatunde

One thing led to another
This is not just a regular line
Only legends can understand
The kissing led to the unhooking
I don't know how the pants got off
But one thing led to another

She agreed to allow only the tip
Then we engaged
But I promised her everything
Just the tip and that'll be all
But the urge was uncontrollable
Which led to the manifestations
Of gross sensual desires

It didn't have to happen in the dark
Five minutes was all it took
Maybe I should have prayed
Or even held my ground
But my third leg sprouted
She, a perfect fit to my size six
It was intended for once
But one thing led to another

As the events progressed
Like arithmetic progression
I solved the surds sweatlessly
I found myself at the median
Then I got off before I got off
Like a one minute man I eased
She held me and clawed
Wrapped me in her 84 inches legs
Just because one thing led to another

Who am I to blame
A mere mortal seeking pleasures
It all started in the garden of Eden
When a serpent deceived the first man
If the first man bowed to temptations
And could not control his libido
Who am I? A mere mortal in a mortal frame

The moments shared were sweet
Afterall, I didn't sign any oat of celibacy
When the bra and pant dislocated
I couldn't help it at all
I have a right to be unfortunate
This, a typical example of being unfortunate
I am not a talented fornicator
But this justhappened once...

Suddenly, my sun set at Noonday
After our traditional complimentaries
She said these words to me
"Honey, my monthly visitor didn't show up"
"Can you get to the point I quizzed"
The next line ruined my life
"Honey, welcome to fatherhood"
Then, suddenly, i died...