Superbowl Sex Poem by Ramona Thompson

Got the fever and I'll do anything
Anything at all it takes to get there
Even if it mean parting with something
Something very precious
My virgin status is yours
If you got the right kind of ticket
Just name your price and we'll be on tonight

When, where and how many?
Don't really matter to me
As long as I get to see and be seen
At the big game
I'll do down on my knees and do anything you or your friends ask
I will please
I swear
Really this is real and no tease

So what do you say?
Do we have a deal or no deal?
Have you got what it takes to handle my kind of heat?
For just one night or for a whole year
I promise I will be your most willing and eager sex slave
All you gotta do is take me out to the ole ball game

An once in a lifetime kind of offer
If you say you want it
I'll even sign a contract to prove it
That's how determined I am
How real and true I am
To make my and your ulimate dream come true
The only string attached?

I GOTTA GET A TICKET TO THAT GAME!

2008 Ramona Thompson