Sweet Peter Poem by Leo Divine

(For Peter Kay)

Sweet Peter eats sweet sugar beets,
Because he can't eat wheat -
Why? - I'll tell you why:
Wheat makes him sick to his sweet teeth!

Sweet Peter's feet fleet with the beat -
What beat? - whatever beat beat out! by buskers
As he prances, sweetly, through bleak streets.

Sweet Peter keeps his soul real neat
By keeping sweet his sin-o-meter.
I swear there's no man sweeter
Than sweet-sugar-beet-eating Peter.