Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories Poem by Ramona Thompson

1. The whole thing is a goverment made mess created to take everyone's mind off the failure the goverment has made of our nation's current eccomic status.

2. Mexicans created the virus in order to blackmail Texas into giving them back the state (which in no way has ever belonged to Mexico)

3. A certain high up black political figure had the virus created in order to wipe out his critics then had to force a cover-up when it all went wrong.

4. With the failure of H.I.V. to wipe out all gay and lesbian people this new virus was created to do the trick.

5. The Swine Flu is an alien virus unleashed after a goverment covered-up UFO crash.

6. There is no Swine Flu! It is all just a mass hallucination caused by terrorists leaked toxics in our air and drinking water.

7. God created and unleashed the Swine Flu on us all as punishment for our sins. If we don't repent. Each and every one of us. It will only get worse from here.

8. I created it but only as fiction. A jealous co-worker then stole the idea and sold it to the goverment who went on to create the very real threat that exists today.

9. The so called fictional X-men are real. This is the goverment's way of killing off the mutants. You are safe only if you are not one of them.

10. Pigs created the virus in order to take over and remake our human world into one of their own where they are the masters and we are the slaves.

Note-Crazy theories or truth? What do you think, people? Do we really have something to fear here or is this flu only another passing thing? I'll leave that up to you, my readers, to decide.