Switch - A - Rue Poem by Ima Ryma

The old man could not hear too well,
So the doc was checking him out.
In the left ear the doc could tell
Something was stuck in there about.
So the doc took some forceps and
Pulled something from the old man's ear.
Holding the object in his hand,
Closely at it the doc did peer.
Finally the doc said, "Gee whiz! "
"How or why this got in your head, "
"Strange as it seems, I think it is"
"A suppository, " doc said.

"Well that explains it, " said the old gent,
"Now I know where my hearing aid went! "