David Harris

Veteran Poet - 1,862 Points (18 June 1945 / Bradfield, England)

Talk To Her Handbag And She’ll Hear You (Fun Poem 42) - Poem by David Harris

Vera and I went out for a meal on Saturday night
along with our eldest son, daughter-in-law,
Vera’s sister, her daughter and family.
When we got to the restaurant,
Vera kept saying what?
What?
I asked her if she had her, hearing aid in,
she replied it was in her handbag.
So I announced to everyone
if you want to speak to Vera,
you are going to have to talk to her handbag.


(12 November 2007)


Comments about Talk To Her Handbag And She’ll Hear You (Fun Poem 42) by David Harris

  • Rookie Tara very irritated with PH injustice (11/13/2007 1:51:00 AM)

    Titter! Titter! And knowing you, this is completely true.... t x (Report) Reply

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  • Rookie Andrew mark Wilkinson (11/12/2007 4:17:00 PM)

    Some times it's a blessing to not listen to your nearest and dearest... (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, November 12, 2007

Poem Edited: Sunday, April 24, 2011


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