That's What Annoys Me Poem by Noble Bandit

I hate nothing. I never hate.

Only hardened hearts and fashion slaves

And people who act REALLY goth

Or the smell of a dirty litter box

People who hate message boards

Disloyalty and rumors

Mayonnaise, mustard and wild mice

Poison ivy/sumac and loud noise

Also bees. Any bug that stings

Self-replicators, genes and memes

I hate the bright sun when driving home

Freewebs. (So unreliable.)

People who talk smack about parents

Discrimination of any sort. Intolerance

Double standards, Reality TV

Bullies, rapists, religious extremes

People who get on my nerves

Druggatics and stalkers

Immature people who are over twelve

Extreme dislike for car commercials

I hate that Justin is such a jerk

And clown pictures in the dark

People who speak leet all the time

And wannabes are so annoying

I hate snobs and people who brag

Terrorists, nazis and the war in Iraq

Emos, hacks and perverts

Should be avoided at all costs

Mathematics of the algebraic perswasion

Fleas, ticks, country music and sunburn

I hate nothing. I never lose my temper

Still amusing as much as ever

Not enough caffeine in my bod

I hate that I’m not rich. Rock on!