The Anti-Social Network Poem by Darren Heart

So everyone's on Facebook,
Its time to join in the fun.
More open and connected,
Now adding friends has begun.

'Know this person in real life? '
Well i think we may have met,
Swapped small talk and business cards,
But don't need a plumber yet!

'Please enter the text below.'
What? All I see, is a mess!
I just want to share this page,
Is it really worth the stress?

'You need to prove you are real.'
Hey, I think, therefore I am!
'Banned from posts for seven days.'
Reported again for spam!

So much for people power,
Power up your posts, click here!
The anti-social network,
Is not gonna shed a tear!