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I'm greedy by nature, and often in vain Have lingered too long o'er the succulent hare, Accepting the jelly, ignoring the pain, Intent on receiving far more than my share. I worship the plover's egg, tasty and rare, And idolize fanciful French fricasses; But what, darling dainties, with you can compare, Soused salmon and lamb and young ducks and green peas?
I ask for real turtle, again and again-- Observe the Lord Mayor's John Thomases stare! For kitchen-recitals to Susan and Jane, And powdered impertinence, what do I care? I sit down to eat, and I vow and declare, I'd honour a dish were it made of stewed bees, Though loyal to you, should you chance to be there, Soused salmon and lamb and young ducks and green peas.
I cherish a chef, be he Grecian or Dane; I even can relish a collop of bear; I love ev'ry calf--if it boasts a fine brain-- And melt at a pullet, or even a pair. Though gold's on the table and stately the fare, I greet a grand entree with almost a sneeze If you, dearest dainties, are sweet on the air-- Soused salmon and lamb and young ducks and green peas.
L'envoi:
O Redcoats of England, who struggle and dare, Your glory's a morsel no glutton can please; My yearning is all for a soft-cushioned chair, Soused salmon and lamb and young ducks and green peas.
Norman Rowland Gale
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