A sleepy Chuck Norris
was driving his Taurus,
and dozing, ran a red light.
He t-boned a Mustang,
and out climbed a young gang
of hoodlums ready to fight.
But oh the surprise,
the fear in their eyes
once Chuck stepped from his sedan.
Now feeling in danger,
'The Texas Ranger! ' a few of them screamed
as they ran.
But Norris yelled, 'Halt!
It was all my fault!
You boys got no reason to stress.
Accept my apology;
know that I'm solemnly
sorry for causing this mess.'
'For real? ', one said.
'I thought we were dead! ',
another replied with a laugh.
Ole' Chuck just grinned,
said, 'Just kidding men',
then roundhouse kicked them in half.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Lol. Very amusing! I enjoyed it.