The Domestic Book Of Laws! Poem by Tracey TEE

I've washed the dishes, washed the floors
vacuumed the carpets and wiped the doors

The clothes away in all the drawyers
I've stuck to all the cleaning laws

Kim and Aggie would be pleased
But Anthea, I can not appease.

She'd find the dirt on her white glove
the cobweb that I missed above

Did you not read my book she howls
with my tips on folding towels.

Anthea, she's not impressed
and tries to tell me she's knows best.

My House it gleams from top to toe
I've worked all day I should now


My house it gleams I have worked hard
I've tidied the Garden and swept the yard

I dont need Anthea's book of laws
to tell me how to wash my floors.