The Good Life (Cats) Poem by Simon Gowen

If you believe in afterlife
And funny things like that
Can I suggest you try real hard
To come back as a cat

Now don’t be fooled in thinking
That we have a life of ease
Would you like to be spayed or chased
By animals with fleas?

Yes we have our moments
Of fuss we never tire
But as soon as some thing’s broken
We’re in the line of fire!

So, I’m here to sell my species
Please don’t begrudge me that
If you want to live the high life
Then come back as a cat!