Douglas Scotney

Gold Star - 23,987 Points (boomer / Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia. Resides in Adelaide)

The Onlys - Poem by Douglas Scotney

My classic cracker
only fits around
the pointy end
of the Gen Y,
and only gets the job done
a fraction slower.

With only these onlys
I persist
with my cracker;
but have been known
to have said:
'I fear walnut Gen Z.'

Topic(s) of this poem: philosophy

Poet's Notes about The Poem

'Z' pronounced 'Zed' as it is in Australia.

Comments about The Onlys by Douglas Scotney

  • Bri Edwards (5/17/2016 2:33:00 PM)

    Guess I need to be an Aussie to comprehend this. Is cheese avaiable?

    Bri :)
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  • Diane Hine (7/13/2014 8:52:00 PM)

    Unfortunately, Sesame Street is responsible for all the little Gen Z's saying 'zee' instead of 'zed'. I made up my own version of an alphabet song to a different tune which I sang to my children when they were young and finished with a strong ZED, but I think we sticklers are fighting a losing battle. (Report) Reply

  • Gajanan Mishra (7/13/2014 8:51:00 PM)

    I am trying to understand, thanks, (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, July 13, 2014

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