The 'Poem A Day' Project - Day 40 Poem by Flying Lemming

While walking along with my aunt one day
She had her new hat on display
It was bright and blue with swirls and a bow
As we walked the wind started to blow
The clouds grew dark and a storm seemed near
And distance thunder we could hear
And all of a sudden the rain came down
My aunt she gave a grim looking frown
She bent down and grabbed the hem of her skirt
And, though she never was a flirt
She lifted it up to cover her hat
I was a bit shocked to see her like that
I said ‘when you do that did you know you show
Everything you have below? ’
She said ‘I don’t care if that’s what I do
My bum’s 40 years old, my hat is new‘