The 'Poem A Day' Project - Day 95 Poem by Flying Lemming

It’s brand new and was released today
It’s better than the others in every way
It’s motion reactive and touch sensitive
Can offer far more then the others can give
It’s way more expensive than all the rest
Which proves it really must be the best
It's compact and practical and very fast
Its technology is designed to last
It’s shiny and smooth and clean and bright
To get mine I had to queue all night
I’ve joined in the frenzied media buzz
‘Thou I don’t actually know what it does