The Police And Cupid Couldn't Help Poem by Ray Hansell

Today I called the cops
To report a theft
I had to do it now
As I had no resistance left

They asked me what was taken
I said, someone stole my heart
The officer looked at me funny
And asked, are you trying to be smart

I said, no I'm serious
As serious as I can be
I said, take a look at me
Isn't it plain to see

He asked, who's the culprit
So I told him your name
Again he questioned me
Are you playing a game?

He said to me give Cupid a call
Maybe he can help
I said, what Cupid does
I've already felt

He said, well I'm sorry
I must be on my way
I'm not the heart police
Hope you have a good day


7-30-08/RjH