The Positions In Life[funny] Poem by alan brown

SIT
When you sit your in a low posterior position
STAND.
When you stand you are in an upright position
CROUCH.
When you crouch you are in an awkward position.
LOVE.
When your in love you are in a very nice position.
FALLOUT.
When you fallout of love you are in a very sad position.
HATE
When you hate you are in a very unworthy position.
HELP.
When you help you are in a very helpful position.
WRITE.
When you can write you are in a very privileged position.
HOME.
When you have a home you are in a very safe position.
HOMELESS.
When you are homeless you are in a very dangerous position.
WORK.
When you are working you are in a good financial position.
NOT WORKING.
When you are not working you are in a very hungry position.
DREAM.
When you dream you are in a very comfortable position.

So if you sit, stand, then crouch and fall in and out of love.
You will hate to help the people who write about it,
As you have lost your home and job and are very hungry.
But you can always keep on dreaming as most people do.