The Situation Poem by brian thompson

Wants to be loved but truly is hated
Great looking abs but ego inflated
Acts like he cares but only wants sex
Pimps his body, with a simple flex
His life is pathetic but he’s rich as can be
It’s highly unlikely that he’s std free
Looks like a mouse but get tons of ladies
Liking to rot in the dark depths of Hades
A true definition of slob, although girl’s think he’s fine
Walks around with the attitude that he is divine
Always DTF after his GTL
And a quick application of a pound of hair gel
He has a good game but his standards are low
Unless you’re a grenade he will ask you to go
Back to the house with him, to just have some fun
Yet in the morning you’ll regret it a ton
He will give you a shirt and some shorts to wear
And ask you politely not to mess with his hair
He will use and abuse you and send you on your way
But that’s what you get for your jersey shore stay