The Stig From Topgear Poem by chespoet comic

Some Say, He cant boil peas
Some Say, He's poisonous to trees
Some Say, He does his washing-up in bed
Some Say, He has a spare leg in his head
Some Say, He exercises on his roof
Some Say, He never was a youth
Some Say, He got arrested for assaulting the future
Some Say, He combs his hair with his computer
Some Say, He once fell up three hundred steps
Some Say, He has a phobia of films of Johnny Depp's
Some Say, He once ate a lion tracker
Some Say, He's Michael Schumaker
Some Say, He isn't and I agree
He can't be, cos it's ME!