The Tree That Wouldn'T Move Poem by Pirate Love Magic Man

Today I went out to the store
To buy my rope to kill myself
I wondered around the place
Looking in sadness at the lost
Hopes of souls that want to live
For I want to die, to a new life
I stood and studied the threds
Thinking wich could hold
My stiff cold lifeless body
Picked a good strong noose
Walked deep into the woods
Chose a old sturdy tree
Made my way to the highest limb
Tied off my line, as I got ready
Sat down on a lower branch
Fassened my new begening to my neck
Closed my eyes took a leap
Crack'........Pop'.........Unf'......
I hit the ground, laying on my back
Waiting for the air to reenter my chest
I stared up through the stick's lurching out
A lonely tear droped from my cheek
As it fell under my breath, I wispered
The tree that wouldn't move, but
That damm limb had to break!