The World Wide Web
I looked up the Web
To find the love of my life
I was sure I would find
Someone to take me for a wife
I thought I had found the one
He called himself easy rider
Showed me a lesson to learn
The experience a decider
So don't go on the Web
When you have drunk too much cider
Cos I didn't find the one
I've found a pervy spider
He took me into his web
Before I could say maybe
He had his wicked way, now he's gone
And he's left me with a spider baby
Micmac
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A cautionary tale told with wit. I also made a mistake on the web - looking up medical symptoms before a hospital test. Oohh, that was a worrisome fortnight thinking I might have to die three time just to fit all the diseases in.