This & That Poem by Dessie McCoy

Everybody knows a guy that knows a guy that who once heard this or that,
but in fact you never really actually experienced the thing this guy has done which is this and that.
He's climbed the biggest this and found the largest that,
but in fact you never really done none of that.
He's dated the model from here and want to take her to there,
but you think back and really don't remember doing none of that.
So you say hmm... and give the head a good ole' scratch and say I did do a couple of things but in a matter of fact.
That guy that one guy knows is actually not doing much at all.
You step back and realize that the biggest ego is easiest to fall.