Three Pigeons Poem by Theorem The Truth Serum

Three pigeons flew up
and landed on a light post.
They cooed in their language
having a conversation with one another.
One said, 'Let's go bomb that blue car down there.'
Another one replied, 'Nah, let's go bomb that black one instead.'
The last one answered, ' Yeah, you can see it more.'
All three of them took turns landing on
the car and dumping their truck load.
After they were done, they left
the owner a big turd pie on the hood.
The three pigeons then disappeared out
towards the eastern horizon.