Today's Alibi Poem by Jorge Vespucci

Just today this morning I awoke so frantic
A heart full of rush I sprang to my legs
Up and risen I trekked to the mirror, I glanced
at my reflection with a dismal daze

The hair upon my head in somewhat of a turmoil
none two strands could bear a spot atop my crest
strewn along the floor of my bedroom were various tins, huh,
I glanced once more and wondered where they appeared from
Entranced I was in thought when a fellow lad arose from the bed near my own

He appeared so suddenly it felt like I invoked him from an alcoholic deity, I talked to him
About the night before but even he seemed as if he awoke from a tomb
'Hdhejkshfn' he said, gibberish not even one of his own could understand
I trodden around the home and all along the trip it came into view that a plethora
Of poppers and winding trails of string lined the home

Well I should give this an ending worth mentioning but by now the stranger at the entrance of this room is chastising me about the night before